Wow was this a stupid list. I have a minimalist case, yet don't come anywhere near the type of person they describe. I just want basic protection for the once in a blue moon time I drop my phone without adding to the bulk of device more than necessary. I could forgive that inaccuracy if this list was funny, but it's not. It's dumb. Beyond dumb.
Lol. I literally just put myself to sleep typing that. I jumped awake and guess I hit the submit button in that movement. It's for the best I'm tired as hell and was getting impatient waiting for myself to finish so could pass out finally. You got the idea anyway. Whatever it was.... NEED SLEEP NOOOW