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What Apple Could Do With Their $100 Billion [Joy of Tech]

What Apple Could Do With Their $100 Billion [Joy of Tech]

Posted January 28, 2012 at 11:56pm by iClarified
The Joy of Tech offers a few humorous examples of what Apple could do with their $100 billion in cash.

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What Apple Could Do With Their $100 Billion [Joy of Tech]
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justabrake
justabrake - January 30, 2012 at 3:12pm
What gets me is facebook doesn't sell anything and apple puts out products and how these two are only 75 billion apart it amazes me
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Azmain
Azmain - January 30, 2012 at 5:28am
Or give some $ to my PayPal account ......
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robert
robert - January 30, 2012 at 3:10am
bailout ireland :(
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Bailout Ireland?
Bailout Ireland? - January 30, 2012 at 2:35pm
Sink it more like
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Leggoman
Leggoman - January 30, 2012 at 1:52am
With all that money they could find something better to buy Than Microsoft
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Jared
Jared - January 29, 2012 at 11:42pm
Or, instead of being selfish and greedy, they could use that money to ensure that the working conditions of the employees who build all their products are acceptable so that they don't commit mass suicide.
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Noah
Noah - January 29, 2012 at 4:17pm
I the imattress!!!!!!! Where can I order?
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Noman
Noman - January 29, 2012 at 1:53pm
meh.
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Tunin
Tunin - January 29, 2012 at 10:45am
FEED THE HUNGRY
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Buggsy2
Buggsy2 - January 29, 2012 at 3:10am
* buy respirators and nitrile gloves for their suppliers' workers so they don't get poisoned. * hire more workers so they don't have to work 100 hour weeks. * pay those workers a little more. Another $50/week would make a huge difference to them. Etc etc Wait that still leaves $99 billion left. Lower prices with $40 bil, pay shareholders dividends with $40 bil, and keep the rest for a rainy day.
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bba01
bba01 - January 30, 2012 at 4:01pm
I think it's more down to the supplier to provide equipment for their employees
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JS
JS - January 29, 2012 at 2:13am
Buy Microsoft
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